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It was awesome! I like to fight a beard with a Lolipop, its super effective! To sad its so short...
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To be honest, i miss Steve's old, slightly high pitched voice. Also a scene where the Karate Duo Number One screams more + fast screen switching wasnt there... Sad.
Anyways, nice story. The plotline was somehow nice, and stuff. This deserves a five^^
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Long time i didnt reviewd somethin. Anyway...
The grafiks are quit good, i've seen worse on NG. To be honest, they are realy good. You can choose alot of Charackters, which just dont have some ability, just the look is differend.
But like others... Whats your Mission? The only screen that represent a castle was the first. The rest was... well... Stereotypical design. Red Rooftops, some Trees...
Yeah i know, the Author Comments allready coverd this but... according to this game, this lil buddy's home is in some trees. Because it ends there! Which is also pointless, because the last 3 screens look the same. First you collect a green.. thingy(I'm affraid calling this thing a orb) which kills a mean alien. Second screen, you collect a green thingy, which just need you to press the up arrow, which than kills alot of other Aliens. The originality just stunned me. And last screen, you collect some yellow thingy's... i guess thos things are coins, but whatever.
Despite the fact that the Storyline and the Originality are more than weak, the Game isnt even challenging. Yeah, another downside. The game has 31 of repetitive levels, in which you just jump arround, collecting coins like Scrooge McDuck and avoiding Aliens that are more harm to the worms than you.
i guess this game is just Child friendly.
I also guess that this is, what the Author had in mind : I Child friendly, easy going Platform Adventure. If not you would find a Shotgun to blow the f*ck out of those idiots(Which i cant find, so if there is a hidden one, call and tell me!)!
i guess i give it a 5/10, because its more for Childrens, and not for me.
(PS : Yeah, my english still sucks)
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i only say 5 clips with Carl Johnson :P
AWESOME!
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there are some better ones, but this with the pillow was sweet.
good luck by learning :P
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should i be honest? this game isnt fun at all.
Its just frustrating!
The name is really helpful .
The UNFAIR Platformer!
Its realy Unfair. The first trap (Truth box) was funny, the rest was just plain annoying.
You jump on a box, and what happens? Spikes pops up.
I just passed the first level, and i got pissed.
Why do i rate the game than this high?
Easy. The game is fluent, it looks nice and the idea of a shi*y platform game is just awesome!
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Well, about steve...
Hal cant even be angry at him because he didnt kill himself right, it was Hal who made it wrong.
He just told him to put a bag up on its had, not killing himself.
And than, he just said "a bag" not "a plastic bag"....
Hal is also retarded!
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guys, you are awesome!111111111111
The awesomeness can be seen in this one.
o.k. it wasn't funny like in your earlier ones, but the graphiks are great for "just" sprite animators .
Good job, Lucky Candy ownsm everything!11111111!!1
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its pretty nice and all, it makes fun, and even the way you unlock characters are similar.
But after a while, you regonize a lot thing, that pissed me off.
First of all, the Timer... its nice to have much time but... a fight that should only take 3 mins takes 4 mins and so on, the timer is pretty slow.
Also the moon physics... everytime i jump, it feel like im on the moon, and sometimes if i get hit (and i have 000% DMG) they throw me out of the platform, and than i fly so hard, i come back through the other way, i mean what the f*ck?!
Than there are times, i fall through the platform, into the bottom, which shoots me into the sky for some reasons and ... than i falll back and.. the same sh*t again.. and it never stops looping! The only way to kill that bug is to close the game, and re-open it.
Which is pretty annoying,
Also annyoing is the target test. its nice to have it, but with those strange controlls it feel like i never hit something. sometimes i punch through the air, dont care if i hit a target or not. But there are also some times, that i enter a match and win without doing anything.
One time it happend on the Target test, and i realy was greatfull for saving me from this torture, but than the next level i die for some reasons and i cant continue!
kay, besides the strange controls and the fact that this game has 100 of bugs, its fun to play, and it brings a fresh air into this flash-fighting genre.
All in one, i give it a "good", because this game was entertaining
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